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January 31, 2011

Thanksgiving Print

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Todd Miller

We were presenting a “Thanks­giving print adver­tisement” to the client, Pacific, Gas & Electric Company. I forget the headline, but the black & white illus­tration showed a drawing of a turkey talking to a pig. A cartoon dialogue balloon pointing to the pig said, “I’m glad it’s you and not me.” The turkey was seen to reply, “Wait until Easter.…you’ll get yours”.

The client read the print ad and, with great business-​​like authority, he spoke, “We can’t do this. Pigs don’t talk to turkeys, and turkeys don’t talk to pigs.… pigs talk to other pigs and turkeys talk to other turkeys. I tried to keep from laughing. Speechless I just nodded in agreement. (I knew the client was mistaken because sometime in the mid-1960’s, I’m sure I heard my narrow-​​minded dog laughing and making surely comments to my cat, who I had just tie-​​dyed a lovely red, green and purple).

January 30, 2011

Peace on Earth with Chevron.

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Todd Miller

One day in the 1970’s (during the Vietnam War and “Cold War” years), we were presenting an outdoor bill­board (remember those) to the lovable Director of Marketing Herb Hammerman at Chevron. Our creative achievement was designed to promote Chevron’s friendly nature toward the Christmas Season. Because it was for Mr. Hammerman, we kept it as simple as possible (“how can he find anything wrong with this”, we surmised).

Mr. Hammerman looked at the Bill­board design, which simply declared, PEACE ON EARTH Chevron. He said seri­ously, in his lyrical southern accent, “This will never do. ‘Peace” is a Communist word”.

January 22, 2011

SunWorld Shoot

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Tom Watson
In the 1970s’, I was working as a C.D. on a new account called SunWorld, located in the Coachella Valley in Southern California’s desert region. SunWorld grew and packed citrus fruits and vegetables, and sold them all over the world, and they grew into one of the leading companies in agri­cul­tural research and devel­opment. Coachella Valley is a prime growing area with rich sandy soil, and is ideal for growing fruits and vegetables, year round. It is also located in the hottest spot in the nation, with record temper­a­tures every summer.. 110 degrees (F) and hotter in the month of August, is not unusual.

As you might have guessed, we scheduled a photo shoot in August, for a four page full color tabloid insert, and addi­tional photos to be used on future projects. I called my friend, and well known envi­ron­mental photog­rapher, Ernie Braun. His father was one of the original Early Cali­fornia Impres­sionist painters from San Diego, CA. Ernie, a WW 2 U.S. Army photog­rapher, saw more than his share of the tragedy of war. He was as kind and gentle a human being as I have ever known. Sadly, Ernie died in 2009, not long after I had a phone conver­sation with him, after years of being out of touch.

Loaded down with photog­raphy equipment, Ernie and I flew to the LA airport, then hopped a flight to Palm Springs, where we had our motel rooms reserved. Since we knew it was going to be scorching hot, we made sure the motel had a nice swimming pool, but it was not a luxury motel. The owner of the agency I was with, started out at BBD & O, and he was quite aware of the big bucks photo shoots with the large corporate clients. But, he also thought it was prob­lematic and unnec­essary,  trying to justify bloated expenses and expanded budgets.. espe­cially when other compet­itive agencies were constantly scratching at the door of oppor­tunity. I char­ac­terized him as an ad man who was half CPA and half attorney. He was tough minded, smart, bottom line oriented, well prepared, never let his guard down and accounted for every nickel that came into the agency, or left the agency.

The first day of the shoot, we met with my clients, who were the two founding owners of SunWorld. Their offices were next to thou­sands of acres of thriving fields and orchards. The first shoot for the day was an outdoor casual portrait shot of the two owners in one of the citrus orchards. That sounded easy enough, right? Since it was already nearing 100 degrees (F) before 9:00 AM, we began setting up. But, there was too much distracting shadows, so we had to wait for the sun to move into a more ideal position, while it increas­ingly became hotter. Finally the sun filled the area we had selected, and as Ernie began to take some test shots with his Polaroid, swarms of gnats began to converge on all of us, millions of them, like a swarm of locust. We had other shots scheduled, so we had to stick to our schedule and somehow deal with the gnats.  Forget the test shots, it became a ‘relay photo shoot’! The two clients would run out from cover, stand on their desig­nated marks, and before the gnats could swarm on them, Ernie would fire off a couple of quick shots. This went on the rest of the morning, taking a shot or two and then wait for another round. By the end of the morning, my clients were tired, hot and sweaty.. jokingly claiming they had done more physical work that morning than working the fields as young men. Both had worked the fields and expe­ri­enced years of back breaking hard labor. They were not suite and tie corporate execs, they were farmer entre­pre­neurs! By the time we got enough portrait shots to cover our bases, it was about 110 degrees (F) in the shade. The rest of the afternoon was uneventful, but it was hotter than hell! …a dry, intense, dessert heat.

Back to the motel and into the pool to cool off.. even 80 or 90 degree water seemed cool. A cocktail before dinner, then dinner but no girls or parties, like everyone hears about. We were scheduled to have the “big shoot” early that morning. At 4:00 AM, Ernie and I met with the Forman, who brought the props we requested ahead of time. The props consisted of three large flat bed field trucks loaded with wooden produce boxes. The scene was to be a shot across huge fields of cucumbers, with moun­tains in the back­ground and the sun rising from behind the moun­tains. The trucks were parked on a dirt road between fields, about 500 yards in the distance, showing full profiles to add variety, interest and authen­ticity. Nature would provide the rest. This shot would be the front and back spread, and the most important photo of the bunch. And, it had to be ‘drop-​​dead-​​gorgeous’.. and no second chances!

I helped Ernie set up and talk over our strategy.. to make sure the sun was on the right side of the photo so it would show on the front cover of the wrap around, which meant following my layout, without compromise. I had complete confi­dence in Ernie’s judgement and skills. We stood in an irri­gation ditch, with the camera on a tripod, which was the only strategic spot that we could get what would work. We were ready and waiting like soldiers in a movie, ready for the inevitable attack at dawn. Just before the sun was due to rise, we suddenly noticed water rapidly flowing around and over our shoes. The irri­gation system was on a timer, and we were standing in one of the major arteries that fed the other ditches between endless rows of crops, just in time to be well irri­gated along with the cucumbers. There was know place else to go, and we had to get the shots within a few minutes. We also had to catch a flight back to LA, then San Fran­cisco to meet a tight “drop dead” deadline.. no excep­tions or excuses!! It was do or die, we might have to go down with the ship, so to speak!  Our strategy was to start shooting just as the sun began to peek over the moun­tains, and keep shooting until it was too high for an ideal effect, which would last only about five minutes, or less. As we stuck to our plan, the water quickly rose first above our ankles, then our knees and before we were finished, it was nearly up to our waste. I was loaded down, holding Ernie’s bags above water, full of expensive photog­raphy equipment. When the sun was in the right position, Ernie was all business, never complaining or allowing the distraction to effect his laser like focus on the job at hand. We had to make quick adjust­ments that couldn’t be antic­i­pated ahead of time. I’m sure that other photog­ra­phers would have been distracted, if not rattled, but Ernie’s war photog­raphy expe­rience under extreme combat condi­tions, prepared him for unex­pected situ­a­tions like this, and he was as calm as the cucumbers on the vines in front of us.

It was like being in the middle of a fast moving river. Just standing there, even for a short time, mired our shoes and ankles into soft sandy soil, which was like quicksand. The temper­ature was in the 90s’ and climbing. After the sun became too high to fit the layout, we exerted a lot of effort trying to keep our balance, while we grad­ually slogged and scrambled out of the bottom of the irri­gation ditch. With no time to even hose off our jeans and shoes, we rushed back to the Palm Springs airport, barely making our flight, with jeans and shoes wet and muddy. The passengers and flight atten­dants looked at us like we were a couple of very unsavory char­acters. By the time we got on our flight from LA to SF, our jeans were almost dry and we could brush some of the sandy mud off.

When Ernie brought the trans­parencies to me at the agency the next morning, I was more than happy with the results. Ernie had nailed every series of photos. The portrait shot was perfect and there was an adequate selection in which the gnats were barely noticeable in the photos. No one would ever know there was an all out gnat attack! We considered retouching the sweat running down the two client’s faces, but decided it was natural and added to the reality of that area being the hottest recorded temper­a­tures in the nation, every summer. The sunrise shot was ‘drop-​​dead-​​gorgeous’! I chose the shot of the sun just as it sepa­rated from the mountain top. There was a warm golden cast from the morning sun over the entire photo, and it was as ideal as I could have hoped for. The headline which was designed and strate­gi­cally placed in the sky to emphasize the rising sun, fit perfectly. The deadline was met on time and on budget, and the client was thrilled.

It was those little adven­tures and unique chal­lenges that were nice breaks from the usual agency routine, and I always enjoyed working with my photog­rapher friends, espe­cially Ernie Braun.

I used Ernie for all the SunWorld photo assign­ments, as well as other assign­ments. He was a great photog­rapher and a great guy to work with, and I miss him as a friend. I wish I had examples of that assignment, but they were lost in our last move.

January 21, 2011

Geezers Gallery 52

Filed under: Still in the Game — Admin @ 6:50 pm

Bill and Nina Stewart

I worked mostly as an art director for various ad agencies in Los Angeles, Seattle and San Fran­cisco as well as some stints of free­lancing along the way.

My first art job was with Douglas Aircraft in LA as a Tech. Illus­trator while attending Art Center School in Hollywood. Even though it was a summer job, I still have many fond memories of my time at Douglas for some reason. Tom Gleason was my mentor at the time. I think we worked several summers at Douglas. After work we would always go body surfing at a near by beach. After art school, we started out in Seattle.

My first job was with Container Corpo­ration of America as a designer in their Design Lab. Nina was free­lancing doing editorial illus­tration and ad design for Arthur Morgan Inte­riors. Later, I worked as art director for two ad agencies in Seattle, Cole & Webber and Botsford, Constantine, and Gardner. BC&G later moved its head­quarters to San Fran­cisco and merged with its S.F. office, later to become Botsford, Ketchum. At that time I worked primarily on the Olympia Beer account. Nina’s free­lance work included package illus­tration for Republic of Tea, Sunrise Home Inte­riors, story illus­tra­tions for Trav­elers Tales book series. After BC&G I joined with Kelly Nason Adver­tising, (Coors Beer) Christian Brothers Marketing Services, and Flair Commu­ni­ca­tions (Dole Foods and Christian Brothers) We still do a bit of free­lancing along with painting and some print­making .….and still going to school, taking art classes at College of Marin.

Bill and Nina Stewart
braveart square­space

January 16, 2011

Geezers Gallery 51

Filed under: New Galleries — Admin @ 11:49 am

Allan and Carol Hayes


And a 100% authentic candid snapshot of us on our way home from the Southwest.

I have to confess that my Geezership has been honored more in its absence rather than by its obser­vance, but I actually do continue to geez forward, even though I never manage to make the reunions (which always seem to conflict with wedding anniver­saries, family birthdays and so forth). Since you asked for a website, please spend little time with the one for The Hayes Company, www​.thehayescompany​.com, which talks about pre-​​geezership commerce, in which I still occa­sionally dabble, and which is woefully behind in main­te­nance. Instead, try this one: www​.summer​hou​sein​di​anart​.com, which talks about a hobby combined with Carol’s antiques business which has evolved into a nearly full-​​time pursuit and prompted us to write four books about it. The fourth, Pottery of the Southwest, from Shire Publi­ca­tions (a bunch of hobbits in Oxford, England) is due out in the spring. Yes, I still do the occa­sional ad-​​related job, actually have a couple of active clients, and have even built a couple of brands that we haven’t got around to putting on the THC site, but the calendar is ticking. As I approach octo­ge­narian status, it becomes increas­ingly difficult to pass myself off as a fresh young talent. Once again, Carol and I promise to try to make the October reunion, but once again, no guar­antees. Our atten­dance record makes the promise seem a bit hollow, but despite our abysmal efforts in the past, we can at least send our love to you all.

Allan Hayes

January 7, 2011

Geezers Gallery 50

Filed under: New Galleries — Admin @ 8:05 pm

Al Davidson

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